Tips for ur page
- Don't copy inless u hav permission to use contents of other site (or if u link them and say full credit to them)
- Put a lot of stuff on (u don't want peeps thinking ur page is rubbish)
- Put on a guestbook and tag-bourd most tag-bourds cost money but we got ours from http://www.shout-box.com and it was free!!
- Get a good hoster site if u can avoid it don't use matmice it is v. slow and doesn't look professional (no offence)
- Include abit about urself and ur age but don't give out ur second name or ur town or anything stupid like that (one site we visited had a map of her street and surronding area hahaha)
- have a mix of pictures and writing to keep peeps intrested.
Jokes
Q: Why is lettuce the most loving vegetable?
A: Because it's all heart.
Q: What do squireels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
Q: What did the letter say to the stamp?
A: You send me.
Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?
A: I'm stuck on you.
Q: What is a vampire's sweetheart called?
A: His ghoul-friend.
Q: Why did the banana go out with the prune?
A: Because it couldn't get a date.
Q: What is a ram's favorite song?
A: I only have eyes for ewe, Dear
Q: What travels around the world but stays in one corner?
A: A stamp.
Q: What does an envelope say when you lick it?
A: Nothing, it shuts up.
Q: What happens when you fall in love with a french chef?
A: You get buttered up.
Q: What is the difference between a girl who is sick of her boyfriend and a sailor who falls into the ocean?
A: One is bored over a man the other is a man overboard.
Q: If your aunt ran off to get married, what would you call her?
A: Antelope.
Q: What did the light bulb say to the switch?
A: You turn me on.
Q: Did adam and eve ever have a date?
A: No, but they dad an apple.
Q: What did the boy octopus say to the girl octopus?
A: Can I hold your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand?
Q: What did one snake say to the other snake?
A: Give me a little hug and a hiss, honey.
Knock, Knock,
Who's there?
Olive
Olive who?
Olive you!
Q: Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed "guess who"?
A: A divorce lawyer.
Q: What is the perfect breakup gift to give to someone for valentines day?
A: A copy of the book sex for dummies.
Q: What did the valentine card say to the stamp?
A: Stick with me and we'll go places!
